My father is trying to find a home for his buddie's dog. Here is the ad. Let me know if you want the dog.
* Free to good home.
* Excellent guard dog.
* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves,murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
* Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'
I have a HUGE announcement tomorrow...you just wait...this one is a doozie.